The Funniest Joke Ever!

 

The funniest joke ever comes from the radio program "Duffy's Tavern", as heard on March 9, 1951:

The set-up:

(Archie, a common man who runs Duffy's Tavern for the never-heard Duffy, has startled all present by announcing that he is writing an opera).

Miss Duffy:

Archie, whaddya call this opera?

Archie:

I’m glad you reminded me. I ain’t got a title yet. Lemme see... I need something that’s classy, and at the same time has broad appeal...

Miss Duffy:

Why don’t you call it Errol Flynn?

Archie:

Please, Miss Duffy. With me this is serious business.

Miss Duffy:

With me you think it’s a joke?

Archie:

Quiet, please. I’m trying to create.

And now the joke:

Yascha (A.K.A. The Mad Russian):

Say, bossie.

Archie:

Hmmmmm?

Yascha:

I’ve got a good name for your opera.

Archie:

What?

Yascha:

“The Barber of Seville”.

Archie:

“The Barber of Seville”? Yascha, that’s already been wrote.

Yascha:

A city the size of Seville, there’s only one barber?


Derek 's comments on the Barber of Seville joke (as heard in an exclusive interview on the radio program Midnight Matinee, WFMU: 91.1 FM, January 21, 1996):

That would have to be probably my favorite joke. Ed Gardner, the creator, star and chief writer of Duffy’s Tavern, may have written that joke. I’m a big fan of Old-time Radio, and... I was listening to an audio cassette of Duffy’s Tavern on the train one day, and this joke just hit me out of the blue. It was so funny... Now, I’ve been on jobs where the headiest conversation was “Who do you think is funnier, Curly or Shemp?” (I’ve always been partial to Shemp, myself)... I’m not, by any stretch of the imagination an opera cognecento. What I know about opera, basically I’ve glommed from my love of popular culture... There was a time when they were doing opera jokes in cartoons, in radio comedy... They used to make Shakespeare jokes and things like that... You can’t go making opera jokes on, say, “Friends”... the dumbing of America... But I think people do know the Barber of Seville from it’s exposure on things like “The Little Rascals”, which is still popular. I’m not an opera fan, I’m not an opera buff... there was a time in this country when people did have a working knowledge of opera. People were more astute back then, they had more of an awareness of great paintings, classical music, stuff like that. That’s why things like that would crop up as jokes or as set ups in popular culture. Probably one of my first impressions of opera was in a Casper the Friendly Ghost cartoon... where the ghost of Franz Shubert was coming back to finish “The Unfinished Symphony”... And there was a cartoon in the fifties called “Winky-Dink and You” where... the dog was in the shower singing “Toreador-a, please shut the door-a”... There was an episode of “Gilligan’s Island” where they put on a version of “Hamlet” to the tune of “Carmen”... etc., etc...

“The Barber of Seville” was based on a story written in 1775 by Pierre Beaumarchais, a French writer, and this story proved so popular that somebody told me there were no less than eleven versions of this “Barber of Seville” story adapted into operatic form. The most famous was the one written by Gioachino Rossini in 1816. What happened was that Mozart wrote the sequel to it, “The Marriage of Figaro”... So when people get upset that somebody wanted to make “Psycho 2” after Hitchcock was dead, hey, Mozart did it to Rossini years previous!

Let me tell you something, I’ll tell you what an opera illiterate I am, I don’t know what comes after “I’m the Barber of Seville. I’m the Barber of Seville”! Go Figaro...

 

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